Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Jesus, you'd better prepare!

I mean, this could be serious here.

There is, apparently, a shortage of pigs. This means that BACON pricing will soon skyrocket.

Prepare now, while you can.

Don't say you weren't warned. 


og said...

I bet the average walmartian liberal has thirty pounds of good belly fat on them. Question is, are they safe to eat?

B said...

Ya gotta smoke 'em first. And even then you are taking chances on intestinal parasites.

og said...

How do you keep them lit? Gasoline? Will that kill the parasites, or is it safer to just nuke them from orbit?