Saturday, May 24, 2014

A hint for the ladies:

No matter what you are wearing, no matter how provocative or revealing your outfit....Silky, clingy, form fitting etc.

No matter what color it is, no matter how well it matches your complexion, eyes, or hair color....

If your belly sticks out farther than your boobs, yer not sexy, period.

Few of us are underweight in this country, but if your spare tire's circumference exceeds that of your chest, it ain't sexy. If it is double the circumference, you are obese. Some men like "curvy" girls, but fat is fat.

We guys don't expect you to have a flat belly like a supermodel, but seriously, drop the self delusion.
Look at yourself.


og said...

What impressed me most about the very brief time I spent in Paris was that all the women understood how to dress to show off what they had to their best advantage.

Old NFO said...

So what you're saying is muffin tops are bad enough, but the cake tops 'take' the cake???

Murphy's Law said...

I'll never forget the day when I asked a cute restuarant manager near here when her due date was. Turns out that she wasn't pregnant, but her waitresses who were there when I asked fell out laughing nonetheless.