I'll even pay shipping....
But seriously, gotta find a home for this kitten. He's starting to talk back to me, and he's cute. I really don't need another cat. He's a kitten right now, but he will soon grow into a cat.
I like kittens (who doesn't?) but I am not fond enough of cats to want 6+.
Someone must have a home for a kitten. I have a kitten to fit that home.
(and no, I wouldn't ship him..... asshole)