Perhaps I should keep my mouth shut next time....

So I was at my local downtown coffeehouse Friday evening, to get my weekly dose of caffeine and liberal propaganda thought, and I see that they have a pumpkin painted pink on the counter......"that's odd...." I say to myself....

So I ask the proprietor why they have a pumpkin, carefully painted pink, on display.

"It's our support for Breast Cancer something or other", she replies...

"Should have used melons", I replied, without conscious thought.

The guy at the table nearby nearly passed his cup of coffee through his left nostril.

I may not be able to return there...

And that is sad, because I have finally trained the staff how I like my coffee.