Sunday, February 11, 2018

And this is scary:

Seems that there is a shortage of Blue Agave, which leads (soon) to a shortage of tequila. 

Now, for some, this is a serious issue.

Luckily for me, I no longer drink tequila, having learned that there is a correlation between how much of that evil drink I consume and how many fights I get into, and, as a consequence, how many interactions with the po-po I have afterwards (Seems that tequila makes me break out in handcuffs....usually proned out on the ground).

But for some folks I know, this could be a serious issue.

Besides, real (ahem) mature men drink whiskey. 


Joe said...

Why does tequila make me grow six inches and gain fifty pounds of muscle and develop the fighting skills of a trained cage fighter? It is weird that way. I didn't like turning into The Hulk, so I don't drink tequila anymore either.

B said...