Wednesday, May 23, 2018

I wonder

How long it takes for Starbucks to go under?

I mean, now that anyone can sit in their booths and use their bathrooms.....and never be asked to pay or anything...buy a coffee or a cookie or a drink....

'Cause I am willing to be that most of their customers, despite leaning to the Left and having "egalitarian" beliefs, won't want to share a table with some dude who is homeless and hasn't showered in a month.....and who trims his toenails where it is air conditioned and sleeps where it is warm in the winter.....Or find some chick shooting up in the bathrooms.....

I predict a large fall off in sales at Starbucks in Urban locations. Rapidly, once people realize that they can just stay there all day....


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