An even more Beta male than Pyjama Boy.
Only this one was real.
He and his girlfriend just told me how driving in snow in NW Indiana was the "worst, most scariest night of my life".
No wrecks, no slide offs, nothing. And to be honest, the roads here were slippery, but really not that bad.
A more weaselly cull of a man I have never met. If this is what civilization is helping to breed, then I don't want to be civilized anymore.
If this is the future f our country we are doomed.
Oh, and BTW, his name was "Lance".