2) Another stickier approach is to don incontinence pants under your (old and baggy) trousers, and fill the plastic skivvies with your choice of chocolate or tapioca pudding immediately before entering the TSA security area. Indicate that you'd prefer a pat-down, rather than the milliwave machine. As you are groped, some of the pudding will ooze somewhere, at which point you should nonchalantly reach into your pants, scoop some with your finger, and taste it. Pronounce it "yummy" as the blueshirt retches....
You'll have an uncomfortable flight, but what memories!
It would be even better should you wear a kilt or a short skirt, so they get a real feel......
Personally, when I get groped by a TSA "officer" I intend to give them the same attention. If he touches my junk (or my ass), I intend to give him (or her) a similar
I wonder what the cheapest round trip ticket is from Midway? I'd like to try this out.
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