Seems that there is a shortage of Blue Agave, which leads (soon) to a shortage of tequila.
Now, for some, this is a serious issue.
Luckily for me, I no longer drink tequila, having learned that there is a correlation between how much of that evil drink I consume and how many fights I get into, and, as a consequence, how many interactions with the po-po I have afterwards (Seems that tequila makes me break out in handcuffs....usually proned out on the ground).
But for some folks I know, this could be a serious issue.
Besides, real (ahem) mature men drink whiskey.
Now, for some, this is a serious issue.
Luckily for me, I no longer drink tequila, having learned that there is a correlation between how much of that evil drink I consume and how many fights I get into, and, as a consequence, how many interactions with the po-po I have afterwards (Seems that tequila makes me break out in handcuffs....usually proned out on the ground).
But for some folks I know, this could be a serious issue.
Besides, real (ahem) mature men drink whiskey.
2 comments:
Why does tequila make me grow six inches and gain fifty pounds of muscle and develop the fighting skills of a trained cage fighter? It is weird that way. I didn't like turning into The Hulk, so I don't drink tequila anymore either.
Exactly.
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