To insult, denigrate or otherwise royally piss off the LBGT community.....
Maybe they will then start hammering me via the press, the Internet and other social media. I mean, I could use something like more than $800K donated to me by my fellow straight citizens to help me out (note: an average of a little under $30 per person....a lot of people donated!) because the press and the faggots and the dykes were having a screaming shit fit because I didn't validate their existence and say that their lifestyle is all good an OK and holy nd shit. (hint: I really don't give a fuck who you sleep with or how (or how many at a time), as long as they are adults.)
I mean, how can I piss 'em off so I can get the same press and garner the same type of sympathy.... I could use that kind of scratch to live the lifestyle to which I'd like to become accustomed.
Any suggestions?
4 comments:
B,
Best post ever!
Like that "and the faggots and the dykes" lingo. Wish you had thrown in the F-bomb and nigger just to make it a little more earthy.
Thanks,
-Moe
Effin niggers didn't need inclusion in this context Mo.Goes without saying. Get yor buuthurt card on the line on the left, one cross each.
IANAH, but I could probably get a bunch of gay people I know to picket your place of business, and try to get some national attention. So long as we get our cut.
Glenn 609b,
You misunderstood, I ain't butthurt. I thought the post was funny as hell.
When it comes to whining ass bitch's wanting special treatment the kneeegro should always be included.
-Moe
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