If you are a blogger

Or if you have email (who doesn't?) and if you text (ditto) and even in your phone calls:

You should use words that make the DHS sit up and take notice....since they are spying on us anyway, and since they consider all of us to be Extremists, and Dangerous, and likely Enemies of the State.

If nothing else, and if enough of us do it, then we can give them an enormous workload trying to decide who is really a dangerous terrorist and who is merely an irritant.

Just to keep 'em happy:

Attack
DNDO
Militia
Radioactive
Toxic
Cloud
Weapons Grade

The DHS checks in with me at least once a week (according to Sitemeter) anyway, but this should make them sit up and take notice.

Be sure to include a sample of the trigger words in your future postings, emails, texts and phone calls just so that they will know you care...