SSS
(Shoot, Shovel and Shut up).
Alternative:
The government is NOT your friend.
The smart thing to do is not to tell 'em anything.
Details HERE.
While it takes a long time to dig a hole big enough for a grizzly sow, it's easier and better than dealing with the feds.
Remember, the folks who make the rules think that all wildlife is cute and friendly and talks with a southern Iowa accent.....Just like in the cartoons.
They have no idea as to the potential savagery or ruthlessness of a wild animal. And the Animal's welfare is more important to them than yours. You, after all, are neither cute, nor fuzzy, nor "endangered". You are, however, a tasty snack for the bear....
Yep, that's a lot of shoveling for a grizzly.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with a southern Iowa accent is that it sounds like they're from Missouri.