Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Jesus, you'd better prepare!

I mean, this could be serious here.

There is, apparently, a shortage of pigs. This means that BACON pricing will soon skyrocket.

Prepare now, while you can.

Don't say you weren't warned. 


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3 comments:

  1. ogWednesday, August 6, 2014 at 3:22:00 PM CDT

    I bet the average walmartian liberal has thirty pounds of good belly fat on them. Question is, are they safe to eat?

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  2. B Wednesday, August 6, 2014 at 3:40:00 PM CDT

    Ya gotta smoke 'em first. And even then you are taking chances on intestinal parasites.

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  3. ogWednesday, August 6, 2014 at 4:02:00 PM CDT

    How do you keep them lit? Gasoline? Will that kill the parasites, or is it safer to just nuke them from orbit?

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